all right listen up campers some of our rituals may seem a little weird to outsiders but we respect tradition first off that camp across the lake we hate their guts why because they're our rivals my brother goes to that camp and I like him it's a science camp for handicapped kids let's back that shine all right let's gather all the teepee became and tape you the hell out of their camp and make sure to get it really high so they can't reach with their stupid wheelchairs every summer camp ever hey Cathy Lauren what are you doing counselor Mike is so hot wait you think he's hot well like Kampai okay I see what you mean my dearest mother miss the comforts of home more than that I miss your face fathers too I think I'm beginning to forget what you look like Jordan it's a day camp we haven't even left the garage yet I forgot my toothbrush so then you just tie the beep end of the friendship bracelet and then give it to a friend what if I don't have a friend this is a patch a key where all you have to do to get a friend is pass do you want to be my friend Oh No you're weird hey guys check this out how come there's no winter camp here my best friend I'm gonna miss you so much I'll call you and I'll write you every day so you don't forget me bye bye Katie man that's a girl I like forgot my hat Katie you're back Oh who are you I'm Jordan froot super cute let's go skinny-dipping in the river Jane you're 12 all right campers we're outside we got our drain our tanks so we're gonna pee right in this bush oh you know that's poison oak right poison oak take his tradition let's write the tradition respect it hey Brad oh hey Katie do you wanna be my girlfriend um real-life girlfriend our camp bro just camp which means that will like hold hands during free time until my palms get too sweaty and I'll carve your initials into a tree but I'll get it wrong cuz I don't know your last name and when I go home and tell my friends about you they won't believe me cool I won't kiss you but you can tell everyone else that we got second base yeah cool see you later girlfriend yeah I think Elroy likes you Elroy is the dog all right who's ready to sing the camp Apache key song what about you newbie yeah all right Apache Apache where their heads we can about Jackie turkey we sit down in court there we go please okey a bad Chucky we hope this brings up a chunky bodies and now they're ghosts wait in that trees we go to sleep alright everyone have a good time take it semester Oh Lauren do you want to get a drink in eyes check out my man why did we pull the cap on their dead bodies let's tell scary stories no I wet my pants ha ha got you so yeah anyway um in the camp dance is coming up I thought maybe you want to go with me no you're weird right yeah yeah cool cool cool uh yeah yeah way to respected tradition um every summer camp ever thank you guys so much for watching if you want to see big what if Millennials click the box on the left or if you want to watch big what if youtubers click that box on the right what is kumbaya anyway anyway

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  1. “Why is there no winter camp?” Actually there’s a summer camp in my state that has a winter wellness camp 😂

  2. if my parents ever send me to summer camp, I would just tell everyone that they just sent me here to get rid of me 😂


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