George Lopez Talks About His Recent Arrest and Sobriety

George Lopez Talks About His Recent Arrest and Sobriety


– HELLO, GEORGE. – HEY, ELLEN.
HOW ARE YOU? – I’M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? – I’M DOING GOOD.
– GOOD. IT’S BEEN ABOUT FOUR YEARS
SINCE YOU’VE BEEN HERE, AND WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO? – WELL, UH, ELLEN, RECENTLY I, UH… LIFTED MYSELF OFF
THE CASINO FLOOR IN CANADA. – OH. [cheers and applause] THEY’RE PROUD OF YOU.
– THANK YOU VERY MUCH. – YEAH.
EXPLAIN THAT, PLEASE. – WELL, YOU KNOW, APPARENTLY, I’M A BIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER FAN
THAN I THOUGHT I WAS. – UH-HUH. – BUT, UH, YOU KNOW
HOW THEY ALWAYS SAY, “WHATEVER HAPPENS IN VEGAS,
STAYS IN VEGAS”? BUT WHATEVER HAPPENS IN CANADA,
EVERYBODY KNOWS. – UH-HUH. I KNOW A LITTLE BIT. I DON’T KNOW THE WHOLE THING. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED THERE. – WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS– I WAS A BIT INTOXICATED… – YES.
– IN CANADA. – UH-HUH. – AND THE AUTHORITIES
ARE MUCH POLITER… – UH-HUH.
– IN CANADA. YOU KNOW, “SIR, WAKE UP.” UH… [laughter] “SIR, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST.” VERY POLITE.
– WOW. – VERY POLITE.
– YEAH. – AND THEY TOLD ME–
THEY SAID, “SIR, THIS BEHAVIOR
CANNOT CONTINUE, “AND IF IT DOES CONTINUE,
WE WOULD BE HONORED IF YOU WOULD BE MAYOR
OF TORONTO.” – YEAH. [cheers and applause] HILARIOUS. OH. SO THAT’S NICE
THAT THEY WERE POLITE, AND EVERYTHING WORKED OUT
OKAY. SO YOU WERE ASLEEP
ON THE FLOOR IN THE CASINO? IS THAT– – UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS ON MY WAY
TO MY ROOM. I JUST MISSED IT
BY 35 FLOORS. – UH-HUH.
– I MEAN… BUT, YOU KNOW,
THE CASINO– THE CARPET IS SO LOUD. I’M LIKE, “HOW THE HELL
CAN I SLEEP ON THAT CARPET?” – YEAH,
THERE’S A LOT GOING ON. – IT WAS SO LOUD.
OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, AND GUYS WERE BETTING
ON WHETHER I’D GET UP. YOU KNOW, SO IT WAS ON THE BOARD
AND STUFF, YOU KNOW? AND THEN ONE PERSON CAME BY
AND SAID, “I DIDN’T KNOW THE DOG WHISPERER
DRANK THAT MUCH.” [laughter] – SO YOU GOT CESAR IN TROUBLE. – I DID.
I DID FOR A SECOND. BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE THEN– SINCE THEN, I HAVE NOT HAD
A DROP OF ALCOHOL. – GOOD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU. – AND, UH, YEAH,
I’M– [cheers and applause] [whistles] THAT WAS A– THAT WAS A NICE GOING-AWAY PARTY
FOR THAT GUY, AND THEN
I’M THE NEW GEORGE NOW… – GOOD.
– SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU. – WELL, I’M GLAD.
I’M GLAD. – THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
– I WANT YOU TO BE… – HEY.
– HEALTHY AND HAPPY. – WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE MEXICANS
INVENT TEQUILA DOESN’T MEAN
WE CAN HANDLE IT. – UH-HUH. – YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU SEE,
LIKE, A FAT CHEF. THAT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.
– YEAH. – THEY EAT THEIR OWN FOOD,
BUT WE’RE NOT… – YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO DRINK THE TEQUILA. – THAT’S A LOT OF–
I’M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. THE WAFFLE TACO,
CHIPOTLE A SUCCESS– THERE’S A LOT–
THERE’S A LOT GOING ON. – WELL, I’M GLAD
THAT YOU’RE OKAY. AND I’M GLAD THAT YOU’RE…
– THANK YOU. – STOPPING THAT
OR TAKING A BREAK OR WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING. – NO, I’M STOPPING.
– GOOD.

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100 Comments

  1. Good for him, he looks great here! You can tell he's doing what he needs to for himself. Wish him the best, life gets good once you get sober! So happy for him 🙂

  2. Poor George, he looks like he is going through withdrawal. He's a funny guy and I have always liked him, but there isn't anything funny about passing out on the floor. We Mexicans aren't always drunk and disorderly. What a shame to use our race as an excuse for his actions.

  3. Lol rob ford. Still does a better job as mayor then majority of American mayors. He's saved over a billion dollars for Toronto while developing a bike system and now a subway system.

  4. @Moxadonis No, Canada puts people who are drunk in the drunk tank so they can sober up, because it's safer for them to be contained than passed out in the middle of a casino floor, where they could be robbed or stepped on or beaten. There's no record for public intoxication. Canada's not stupid. Thanks.

  5. What a piece of shit. Gets his wife organs, dumps her ass and then does all he can to poison it again. I hope next time nobody is around to save this douchebag.

  6. This happened in my hometown…..update to this…..2 People lost their jobs cause of this. Laugh it off George! You fucked up 2 peoples lives!! Way to go!

  7. i wanna move to Canada, i wish i was from Canada 🙁 I mean they have Celine Dion, Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber, and a lot more + it seems like everyone is nice in Canada.

  8. He shouldn't of eaten that worm it has products that will make you hallucinate. Ernie kept telling him. Listen to Ernie George! (People who watch the sitcom George Lopez will get this xD)

  9. this behavior cannot continue… and if it does – we would be honor, if you would be the mayor of toronto !!!!!

  10. George has brilliant timing and to think had a show that was just ok …he has so much talent and should be A list to be honest !

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