Gutfeld reacts to Michael Avenatti’s arrest

Gutfeld reacts to Michael Avenatti’s arrest


A PAPER CLIP IS HER TROMBONE. DANA PERINO. “THE FIVE” .” STORMY DANIELS LAWYER, THE ESTEEMED MIKE ALANI WAS ARRESTED ON SUSPICION OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FOR THE WHOLE STORY IS PRETTY MURKY BUT IT SEEMS HE’S ACCUSED OF SIMILAR — ACCUSED OF SIMILAR STUFF. I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, I FELT LIKE THERE WAS SOME ADJUSTMENTS EXACTED IN THE UNIVERSE. I MAY BE SMALL FOR FEELING THAT WAY BUT NOBODY IS AS SMALL, PETTY, IRRESPONSIBLE AS THIS GUY. HE TRIED TO RUIN BRETT KAVANAUGH’S LIFE. THAT WRONGDOING REQUIRES SERIOUS POETIC JUSTICE. EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT HE’S INNOCENT AND HE MIGHT BE, HE’S TASTING THE KIND OF PAIN HE’S PUT ON OTHERS AND IT’S GOOD TO SEE ONE LEADER OF A MOB GET HOISTED ON HIS OWN PITCHFORK. ONE MUST RESIST — WE MUST BE BETTER THAN HIM AND BETTER THAN AVENATTI. THAT IS A LOW BAR. WE MUST BE MAGNIFICENT COMPARED TO HIM, SO HE DESERVES DUE PROCESS AND THE PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE EVEN IF HE KEPT IT FROM KAVANAUGH. HE MUST GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF OUR SYSTEM HAS TO OFFER EVEN IF HE WOULD HAPPILY DENY IT TO YOU ARE TO ME. MAYBE IF JUSTICE IS SERVED, HE MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT HIS OWN BEHAVIOR, HIS OWN SINS IN HIS OWN. BUT HE’S MY GLOVE AND 90, SO DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH. HE BELIEVES HE WAS SET UP. WOULD YOU BE MORE LIKELY DEMOCRATS THAN REPUBLICANS TO FRAME HIM? [LAUGHTER] A CROWDED FIELD AND HE DOESN’T DO THE DEMOCRATS ANY FAVOR. YOU REALLY THINK HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? I THINK AVENATTI IS REALLY, THAT’S REALLY RIDICULOUS. SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF SCHADENFREUDE AROUND TODAY WITH REGARD TO MICHAEL MENOTTI. TOWN HALL HAD A HEADLINE. SWEET IRONY. I THINK WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY CAREFUL. WE DON’T KNOW THE FACTS OF THIS CASE AND I WAS SURPRISED THAT THE FIRST WIFE AND SECOND WIFE SAID SHE WASN’T THERE AND THE INITIAL REPORT WAS THAT SHE WAS THERE AND SHE WAS THE VICTIM. WE ARE LOCKED INTO THIS TRIBAL POLITICAL FRAMEWORK. IF YOU ARE A TRUMP SUPPORTER, WHY NOT TAKE THE LIGHT.>>Greg: DANA, AS MUCH AS I DESPISE THE GUY, YOU HAVE TO PRESUME HE’S INNOCENT EVEN IF HE WOULD SCREW YOU OVER IN A HEARTBEAT.>>I SAW A COUPLE “NEW YORK TIMES” REPORTERS ARE GOING TO BE WRITING A BOOK COMING OUT NEXT YEAR AND IT’S GOING TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS, STILL UNANSWERED QUESTIONS FROM THE BRETT KAVANAUGH CONFIRMATION HEARINGS AND I THOUGHT ALL THE QUESTIONS? THE ONES INCLUDING THOSE REFERRED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE BY THE GRASSLEY COMMITTEE FOR MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS. THOSE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS? IT WOULD BE INTERESTING.>>Greg: IT WOULD BE A GREAT BOOK. IF THE BOOK WAS FOCUSED ON TWO WEEKS, IT WOULD BE A GREAT BOOK. I KNOW IT’S SMALL AND I AM SMALL BUT I FEEL SOME JUSTICE TO SEE HOW AVENATTI RESPONSE NOW THAT HE’S ON THE OTHER SIDE.>>Jesse: ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW LIFE CAN HOLD A MIRROR UP AND SHOW YOU LESSONS LEARNED. IT WAS A COUPLE MONTHS AGO THAT THIS EXACT SAME THING WAS HAPPENING TO BRETT KAVANAUGH ALLEGEDLY AND HE WASN’T GIVING HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. EVENT HAPPEN TO THIS PERSON AND THIS PERSON, THE ENTIRE MEDIA CAN STEP BACK AND SAY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. EXCEPT HILLARY, BECAUSE WE KNOW SHE’S GUILTY. YOU LOOK AT THIS GUY, IT’S LOOKING LIKE HIS 15 MINUTES OR UP. LET’S SAY SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT WAS BAD. HE RODE THE LAWSUIT TO FAME. AND HE’S NOW BEING INVESTIGATED FOR LYING TO THE SENATE. A JUDGE RULED HE OWES MILLIONS TO HIS BUSINESS PARTNERS. HE’S ACCUSED OF FELONY DOMESTIC ASSAULT. RETHINKING HOW BAD CAN IT GET MANY SAY IT’S GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE BECAUSE HE’S NEVER GOING TO GET BOOKED ON ANY CABLE NEWS SHOWS ANYMORE. EVERYBODY THAT LOVED HIM, CNN BARELY COVERED THE STORY. HIS APPEARANCES AT VERMONT AT SOME DEMOCRATIC EVENT OR CANCELED. THIS GUY IS A PARIAH AND IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY DIRTY DIVORCE RIGHT NOW AND HE CAN’T AFFORD THE LUXURY LIFESTYLE HE’S PROVIDED FOR HIMSELF AND HIS EX-WIFE. I THINK WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IS HE WAS GOING TO TAKE THE MONEY RAISED FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AND I THINK HE WAS GOING TO PAY DOWN DEBT WITH THAT BECAUSE HE OWES HIS BUSINESS PARTNERS AND HE OWES THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND THE IRS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. THAT’S OVER WITH. THE SHELL GAME HE WAS TRYING TO ARRANGE IS DONE. I THINK HE WAS GOING TO PROBABLY DECLARE BANKRUPTCY OR HE MAY SPEND TIME IN PRISON.>>Greg: YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF A THERAPIST. YOU BASICALLY TOOK APART EVERY FACET OF HIS CAREER.>>Jesse: HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM CLOSELY. HOW CAN YOU NOT? HE’S ON TV ALL THE TIME.>>Greg: JEDEDIAH, EVEN ALYSSA MILANO WHO WAS FRONT AND CENTER OR IN THE BACK OF THE KAVANAUGH HEARINGS HAS DISAVOWED HIM.>>Jedidiah: SHE IS CONSISTENT ANYWAY. PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE DOESN’T MATTER TO HER. YOU ASKED HOW HE MIGHT RESPOND IN ONE OF THE THINGS HE TWEETED WAS WHY IS TMZ THE NEWS STANDARD? THAT’S WHAT SOME OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING. NOW HE’S GOING TO BE THE GUY WHO QUESTIONS THESE NEWS OUTLETS AND SAYS WAIT, THIS IS AN ACCUSATION, AN ALLEGATION. THERE’S NO PROOF. HE’S MAKING THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS EVERYONE WAS WATCHING KAVANAUGH SAYING HOLD ON THE SECOND. LET’S INVESTIGATE IT AND FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED AND NOT CRIMINALIZE THIS GUY. NOW HE’S MAKING THOSE ARGUMENTS. THEY SHOULD BE A MOMENT FOR HIM, A TURNING POINT MOMENT FOR HIM WHERE HE SITS BACK AND HE’S A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND I DON’T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY BUT IF HE IS, HE SITS BACK AND CAN SAY WOW, THIS IS WHY THIS MATTERS. AT ANY POINT, YOU COULD BE IN THE SITUATION. ANYONE OF US COULD BE IN A SITUATION OR THE PUBLIC DOESN’T KNOW THE STORY BUT YOU DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THE STORY EXCEPT YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH PROCESS. NO ONE GAVE KAVANAUGH THEIR RIGHT TO PROCESS AND NOW HE’S SEEING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO GIVE HIM THAT SAME RIGHT AND MANY OF US ARE SITTING HERE — I DON’T AGREE WITH HIM ON ANYTHING BUT I’M HERE TO DEFEND HIS RIGHT TO PROCESS THE SAME WAY I WAS DEFENDING KAVANAUGH’S RIGHT TO PROCESS.>>Juan: YOU REALLY THINK, AND JESSE SAID THIS, YOU THINK IT’S ANALOGOUS? I THINK YOU’RE BEING UNFAIR TO KAVANAUGH. KAVANAUGH, THE HARD CHARGE AGAINST HIM CAME FROM PROFESSOR FORD WHO SAID SOMETHING HAPPEN WHEN HE WAS A TEENAGER AND THEN THEY HAD TO GET HER TO TESTIFY IN THERE TRYING TO FIND IF THEY COULD CONFIRM. IN THE CASE OF WHAT WE ARE SEEING WITH AVENATTI, YOU’VE GOT THE WOMEN RIGHT THERE THAT THE INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING. I DON’T THINK IT’S ANALOGOUS AND I DON’T THINK IT’S ANALOGOUS TO STORMY DANIELS SAYING SOMETHING HAPPEN WITH DONALD TRUMP AND THEN DISCOVERING THERE WAS A PAYOFF. NOW EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE SAME AND IT’S ALL ABOUT DUE PROCESS?>>Jedidiah: STILL HAS A RIGHT TO MAKE HIS K HEARD — CASE HEARD.>>Jesse: KAVANAUGH WAS 30 YEARS AGO. THIS IS AN ACTUAL ARREST.>>Juan: THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID. THAT’S WHY IT’S NOT ANALOGOUS. THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS MORE ON AVENATTI.>>Jedidiah: WHAT IS ANALOGOUS IS THAT THE PUBLIC SHOULD BE WILLING TO SAY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. IT IS STILL AMERICA REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION. IT’S NOT THE SAME SITUATION. YOU ARE RIGHT. THERE IS AN ARREST HERE AND IT’S ARGUABLY WORSE FOR HIM. PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AND WE SHOULD BE CRIMINALIZING PEOPLE.>>Jesse: AS I GET MORE FAMOUS AND POWERFUL, I’VE NOTICED SOMETHING. I’M PROBABLY GOING TO GET SET UP AT SOME POINT. I HAVE SOME GREAT ADVICE FOR PEOPLE. I SOUGHT ON TWITTER. IF YOU ARE TRAVELING ALONE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE, IT’S GOOD TO MAKE PURCHASES WITH A CREDIT CARD OR DEBIT CARD. THERE IS AN ELECTRONIC FOOTPRINT THAT VERIFIES YOUR WHEREABOUTS AT A CERTAIN POINT IN TIME SO YOU HAVE AN ALIBI. SO NO ONE CAN SAY YOU DID THIS TO ME AT THIS TIME. YOU LOOK CAN LOOK AT THE RC YOU LOOK CAN LOOK AT THE RI YOU LOOK CAN LOOK AT THE RT YOU LOOK CAN LOOK AT THE R. I WAS AT THE 7-ELEVEN.>>Juan: WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GAVE ME YOUR STARBUCKS CARD AND I USED IT? YOU ARE SETTING ME UP. [LAUGHTER]>>Greg: IF EVERYBODY WOULD DO THAT, EVERY CRIMINAL WOULD DO THAT.>>Jesse: I AM SAYING IT HELPS.

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  1. Put that dirtbag in prison for life you piece of garbage. What goes around comes around. That applies to that scumbag alec baldwin as well

  2. HE'S clueless, as per usual. Avenatti made his brief 15 minutes of fame by falsely accusing Brett Kavanaugh of an UNBELIEVABLE BUNCH OF CRIMES, and then HE GETS ACCUSED OF A BUNCH OF BELIEVABLE CRIMES! THAT'S IRONY! Whether or not he's actually GUILTY is IMMATERIAL!

  3. Avenatti is probably guilty, however I cannot believe there was no manipulation involved or conflict about money that started it. Either way, he deserves the culture he pushed for that money in the first place

  4. I’m not saying “he did it” because I believe in due process and the presumption of innocence. That being said, him being an “ally of women” really increases the odds he did it. These guys have a bad track record for being perverts and abusers.

  5. Avenatti, have you paid your rent lately in California for your law office? You owe over $200,000!!

    Pay up douche bag!

    Maybe you can pimp out Stormy, you scumbag!

  6. Sucka!! Look at all the suckas here that drank faux noise BS! LOL! Gotcha kiddies! If you want news and not entertainment BS…ditch this rumor network.

  7. so when the left goes out and finds every guilt without case. That a bad thing, but when fox news does it, that is a good thing. Wow this is truly fake news at its best

  8. I don't Know about you , but when I get Arrested for women Beating I'm usually wearing a Suit , and I have the sheriff Dry Clean it while I'm in Prison so when I get out , I look all Snazzy for the Media waiting outside for my statement .

  9. Avenatti you are the biggest blow hard chump that ever walked on gods green earth arrested for felony battery typical short man complex hitting women evicted out of your own law office you own the federal goverment millions your thru 1 BIG JOKE AND 1 BIG CLOWN GET OUT OF HERE YOU LOSER!!

  10. Funny watching these people supporting word by word everything Trump says and does. They are publicly supporting a liar a cheat and a thief. Tell me who you follow and I’ll tell you who you are.

  11. The world doesn't smile upon those who expect others to fall on their sword. Especially those who fall on their own.

  12. 'I believe the woman' hahahaaaaar. So Michael, must we believe the woman? This is delicious! Apparently he came scuttling back to the apartment saying' this is f**** bullshit, she hit me first'
    His campaign slogan 'She hit me first' hahahahahahahaha

  13. I don't go for this BULLSHIT. After Avenatti's recent and public displays of lying and chicanery, we err on the side of GUILTY as accused. In stark contrast, Kavanaugh has a pristine reputation and clean and clear public persona and record. Thus we have complete non equivalence, and we cannot give Avenatti "the benefit of the doubt", since the doubt and therefore guilt is already enormous. Just the opposite with Kavanaugh – he gets every benefit of the doubt, especially 30 or 40 years on… instead of "JUST HAPPENED ON THE PUBLIC STREETS" as in Avenatti's case…
    THE ENTIRE PANEL OF FOX CAN GO SUCK ANOTHER STUPID SURRENDER FAIL EGG, FOR BEING SUCH COMPLETE IDIOTS AND PARROTHEADS.

  14. Innocent until proven guilty=Democrat . Guilty until the cows come home regardless of the evidence that proves their innocence=Republican. When will the circus end! Day in and day out someone's always lying. There's no truth in politics.

  15. How's humble pie looking for Thanksgiving pudding? Now that we know this report was fake news?

    Hope you actually believe the women that have come out stating the claims are false. Both his ex-wife and estranged wife. So yeah I'm with all the comments that said 'I believe her'

  16. Avenatti would do well to study Shakespeare.

    KING HENRY V

    The mercy that was quick in us but late, By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd: You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy; For your own reasons turn into your bosoms

  17. This POS Creep is a total embarrassment for all law-abiding lawyers. Just shows how criminal the Dems and the fake media are still protecting their scum!

  18. “After his arrest, Avenatti’s ex-wife and his second wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, with whom he is in the midst of a divorce, released statements defending Avenatti, saying he had never demonstrated evidence of violence. Upon his release from jail, Avenatti told reporters he had never struck a woman and welcomed a full investigation, which he predicted would clear him.”
    Another attempt at slander by a pre-pubescent right wing asshole. All you Fox propaganda Nazis, the only fake news is on Fox and am hate radio.

  19. Brett Kavanugh is and always will be know as an accused sexual predator. He couldn t be bother to clear his name which only means one thing

  20. Presidential contender Avenatti so comprehensively discredits the Democratic Party that Fox News should have him on as a regular commentator.
    Its not like he's going to be busy speaking in CNN any longer.

  21. You cannot be better than Avenatti with the kind of nonsense you are spewing. Shame on you! You GOPs are so full of evil that framing Avenatti would be even one of the least vile things you are capable of doing. No! People should not expect Poetic Justice for the sake of revenge. Divine Justice is rather what every decent human being must expect. That could be both poetic and deservedly educative.

    Listen to the other member of the Panel who claims People should be innocent until proven guilty except Hilllary. Are you guys for real? That being the case, many would be justified in still believing Kavanaugh remains guilty, especially because of your Trumpian corrupt Czar and his Senatorial stooges, like McConnell and Grassley. orchestrated behind the curtains to restrict FBI investigations. I wish some of you would experience the same assault as the victims of that out-of-control teenage Kavanaugh. Why didn't his friend, Justice, get a rigorous vetting, given how vividly Dr. Ford described her later encounter with him even after the sordid event. Just count yourselves lucky. Had it being in Court where cross-examination were involved, we would have seen how easily Kavanaugh and friend's lies would be exposed. Instead, he was taught to employ a typical Trumpian methodology to deny with bluster what could be the only truth in the case.

    Well, you have had some stuff to entertain yourselves with on Avenatti's arrest, chuckling and laughing like in a bar. Keep being festive about it. When the veil is lifted off the monstrosity of your Czar's nefarious collaboration with the Russians to steal US Elections, you wouldn't have as much fun with it. The days are fast waning on your Putin-philiac Presidency.

  22. Trump should issue executive order sending all women government stockpile of pepper spray or mustard gas, as defense against sexual assault, thus reducing legal implications and court costs. No taxpayers involved. Stun Guns?

  23. Stupidist lawyer ever, he came out of jail, 1st interview and he claims "I am innocent, She HIT ME FIRST, that alone contradicts his later statements as saying "I have never laid a hand on a woman" which litterally, is not true….so, his play on words shall be very interesting, and as he in the Kavanaugh case, I am going to say GUILTY AS HELL…..

  24. Los Angeles prosecutor declined a felony case against him. And probably going to get it whittled down to a misdemeanor so he's good

  25. There is a justice in this world, finally! And the really funny thing is that… he did it himself! What a violent f***ing moron, seriously — This "man" is a piece of trash.

  26. This load of bull didn't age well. For the record, you just told your listeners to be better than Avenatti. It turns out members of your political elite set Avenatti up. I'm sure FOX won't retract all this rhetoric as they do a follow up report on all of this. But what is really ironic is Avenatti had the balls to say he would subject himself to a full investigation…something we couldn't seem to hear Kavanaugh say during his hearing.

    Do you guys ever listening to the drivel that comes out of your mouth? TMZ? Your network of "news" is on par with The National Enquirer, TMZ and Alex Jones. What due process was denied Kavanaugh? He wasn't in a criminal hearing and the FBI was hamstrung by all butt hugging nuggets you call Senators. Trump, Kavanaugh, Roy Moore all seem to have this common thread of being sexual predators, liars and thieves–which doesn't even faze this network. But we gotta throw the book at Avenatti for representing a porn star that Trump paid off after she gave him a handy or whatever Trump could tolerate before suffering from a stroke.

  27. Don't any of you dimwits think it's strange how Trump's deranged followers keep attacking his critics? Stormy is entrapped and falsely arrested by "officers" who are now in trouble, the little snot from "Surefire Intelligence" tries (and FAILS to smear Mueller), and now bogus accusations against Avenatti surface from a wannabe "actress", yet pictures taken of her right after show none of the "facial bruising" claimed at all? Stinks of yet another SET-UP to me.

    And what do these three things have in common? HINT: It starts with "t", rhymes with "rump", and is British slang for "to fart audibly"

  28. Now he's arrested for racketeering extortion trying to get money from Nike stole money from a client and use the money for himself winter is coming scumbag😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✌✌✌✌✌

  29. SOOOOO much more has come out about this cretin. He's facing all of the prison time that he had said was coming Donald Trump's way. THAT my friends is "poetic justice."

  30. I wish Rupert Murdoch would dispose of this clown. His once great media empire is beginning to look like a bunch of barking seals at a circus.

  31. I know people that went to,high school,with AVENNATI in Missouri. There’s a lot of drugs, dirt, and other weird stuff with this St. Louis west county guy.

  32. Dems created a creepy story in kananaugh ..and now they try to compare kavanaugh to a creepy porn lawyer?…OUTRAGEOUS

  33. shut the f up. He will be exonerated on any and all charges. This is an obvious character smear, classic behavior from the perpetrators. Just go back and look at the timelines and storylines. Fox FAKE news what a joke

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