RWBY Chibi: Season 3, Episode 1 – Road Trip | Rooster Teeth

RWBY Chibi: Season 3, Episode 1 – Road Trip | Rooster Teeth


This is gonna be the best heckin’ road trip, ever! Almost done packing the essentials! Huh, do I really need this? Or do I need… two! Guys, I feel like we’re forgetting something… They left us again, didn’t they? Let’s play some road tunes! We’re getting reports of a mysterious woman kidnapping hitchhikers for what is being described as “nefarious reasons.” Honestly, who would be dumb enough to get in a car with a strange weirdo? Hello, victims. I mean… You boys look like you could use a ride. I don’t think that’s a good idea, scary lady. Okay. But I’ve got… …candy. Sure, why start being sensible now? Haha! Did I scare you? That’s because my bare hands are lethal weapons! Unfortunately, not everyone is blessed with such deadly appendages. And sometimes, even someone as virile as me needs to use an actual weapon. That’s why today, I’m going to teach you to make your own custom weapon! En garde, villain! Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You’ll need to gather metals from the most treacherous mountaintops, as well as wood from dark, forbidden forests! And of course, several pints of your own blood. Some of you won’t survive the process, but if you do live, you’ll have a one-of-a-kind manly weapon that- Well, sure, but it’s not as manly as the real deal, is it? Ho ho! No one can oppose me and my manly moustache! Hey, now! Don’t ridicule the- I am the manliest! Okay, okay, I get it. Bow down to my facial hair! I’m going back in the bushes… Respect the moustache! Fasten your seatbelts, boys, it’s gonna be a nefarious ride! It’s a trap! She used the child safety locks! But we are neither children nor safe! Leave it to me, I think I can get us out of this. We’ll swim through lakes and climb up trees,
catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There’s endless possibilities, And no, that’s not hyperbole! Our motto’s “Campe Diem”, and that means I’m telling you-u-u.. Ren, this is my favorite part. We’ve got- Enough! No nefarious plan is worth this torture! Get out! Who knew being annoying could actually come in handy? I grew up with seven sisters! Was my only defense… Next time we see the girls, they are in so much trouble. How do you “accidentally” rob a bank?! I don’t know! It all happened so fast! Look! There’s a roadblock ahead! Looks like we’re gonna have to jump!

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99 Comments

  1. okay but we still need our totally unneeded probably not even possible camp camp and rwby crossover

  2. How do u accidentally rob a bank?
    Well back when I used to play GTA v I'd occasionally accidentally hit the L2 button and ya know….

  3. 2:31
    𝖔𝖍 𝖓𝖔

    𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖

  4. the best part about Juan singing the camp camp theme is his voice actor is the same guy who voices david. (I think)

  5. Meh mum always tells meh if I was kid napped they would drop me off less then a min cause of how talkative annoying and veryyyy loud me is and I'm happy bout it😆

  6. Did Velvet just say mustache in that tone?! Oh no…. Oh no… No no no no no no no. I'm getting TFS Flashbacks!!!

    🎶 Mustache! Mustache! Mustache! Mustache! Mustache! Mustache!🎶

  7. It would have been even funnier if Sun was in the car when Jaune started singing, because at the “no that’s not a hyperbole,” he would have been pointing at Max’s voice actor, and Max is one of the kids he points at in the song

  8. Take notes, Ren, you might be able to use Jaune’s technique on Nora… possibly… hopefully… just avoid any cauldrons or breaking your appendages…

  9. To make the scene with Cinder driving the car more funnier, what if Junior Bear was in the back seat instead of Jaune and Ren?!

  10. 2:40, I know how to get us out of here
    Sing a boring song until the kidnaper gets angry and kicks you out of the car

  11. I want too see then Jump!!! Velvet is so funny cute, and Jaune is good at annoying singen. This was a great episode.

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