Santa Fe woman tries faking drug test, bolting from jail

Santa Fe woman tries faking drug test, bolting from jail


GREAT LENGTHS TO GET OUT OF A DRUG TEST. INCLUDING MAKING A MAD DASH FROM JAIL STAFF… AND HIDING SOMETHING ON HER BODY. NEWS 13 )S JEANNIE NGUYEN IS HERE WITH THE STORY. MADELINE, SHE WASN )T AN INMATE AT THE JAIL — SHE WAS THERE BECAUSE OF HER ANKLE MONITOR, REQUIRED TO TAKE A DRUG TEST. BUT BY THE TIME THE TEST WAS OVER, SHE (WAS BEHIND BARS. A WARNING — SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND THE CONTENT OF THIS STORY GRAPHIC. EARLIER THIS MONTH, 30-YEAR-OLD AMANDA GURULE SHOWED UP TO THE SANTA FE COUNTY JAIL FOR A DRUG TEST. BUT SHE FAILED IT. AND RIGHT AFTER — JAIL STAFF SAY THEY SPOTTED AN UNUSUAL OBJECT ON HER urine in it, and that she was trying to falsify the test.” 14:37:18:23 HER PLAN THWARTED — GURULE TRIED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. BUT DIDN )T GET FAR. SHE ONLY MADE IT TO THE JAIL PARKING LOT BEFORE charge her for running out of the facility, escape charge.” 14:37:44:09 GURULE HAS A LENGTHY CRIMINAL HISTORY. WITH ARRESTS FOR CRIMES RANGING FROM DRUGS TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. BUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN — HER CASES HAVE BEEN DISMISSED. 14:39:31:29 “Amanda! We )re here to talk to you.” 14:39:34:12 DESPITE THAT — THE TRACK RECORD MEANS DEPUTIES ARE ALL TOO FAMILAIR WITH HER. IN THIS INCIDENT, THE DEPUTY EVEN RECOGNIZED GURULE FROM A PAST you at Walgreens a long time ago remember? You were walking out. Gurule: Yeah.” 14:39:59:15 LOOKING TO GET HER SIDE OF THE STORY — THE DEPUTY READ GURULE HER RIGHTS. 14:40:06:00 “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.” 14:40:09:15 AND GAVE HER A CHANCE TO Gurule: Um, do I have to? Deputy: No you don )t have to. Gurule: No.” 14:40:27:07 NO LUCK. IT )S BACK TO THE CELL. LAST YEAR, GURULE WAS CONVICTED OF A FELONY DRUG CHARGE AND A FELONY THEFT CHARGE IN TWO SEPERATE CASES IT )S UNCLEAR WHICH ONE HER ANKLE MONITOR AND DRUG TESTS WERE RELATED TO. MADELINE — BACK TO YOU. OKAY JEANNIE. SINCE THIS LATEST ARREST, SHE )S STILL IN JAIL. A NEW MEXICO TEEN KILLED… AFTER HITTING A (COW WHILE DRIVING.

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95 Comments

  1. lol I wouldn't even have gone to the test if I knew it was fucked!! But seriously …this is news worthy?!??!?!

  2. What a sorry sack of shit. Sure she has kids too which is the biggest crime. Give her ass 3 strikes then the life sentence before she kills something or someone

  3. THE SYSTEM FAILED HER BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS LET HER GET AWAY WITH CRIMES INSTEAD OF CONVICTING ALL THOSE TIMES

  4. Never convicted. Just like the cops that beat Rodney king, they don't have to bring it up, civilians don't either. A failed drug test and probation arrest is big news? I think that being the news, is the news. Body scans like total recall. Prison for that?

  5. why would this even be news? why would they want to shame somebody publicly for addiction that this person copes with. this is her personal problem. FUCK THE NEWS MEDIA – SHAME ON U… U AINT NO ANGEL BITCHES

  6. how many chances are these damned liberal judges going to give this dope head. I'm sure she believed that she would never see jail.

  7. If she never was arrested she was free to leave. Guards don't have the power to detain her. The police would have to be called.

  8. what part of the story was considered "graphic"?
    she stuffed a rubber up her twat filled with piss…i'm positive it wasn't the first time some rubber covered item was placed in there. the only thing i find disturbing is how many times she walked free.

  9. Mean while.i get caught selling magazines without a permit and I have a warrant from Texas and a huge fine. The best part is is it says my charge is SOLICITING!! That's the same charge as getting caught selling ur body..so embarrassing 😐

  10. Did anyone see the list of her previous charges..
    Our system is broken..
    They are letting people get away without concequences to much…

  11. "Do I have to?"…are you kidding me? You have the constitutional right to remain silent. I swear, people are freaking stupid.

  12. A criminal mastermind she ain’t ! But she could write for Marvel comics. Her stupidity is definitely up there with shit they come up with.

  13. How'd you get your case dismissed from all those charges? Put her in prison, fucking gosh!😐😠 she's got a lengthy record, but not in prison yet?

  14. DISMISSED OVER 40 CHARGES?? ARE YOU F N KIDDING ME??? NO WAY. I CANT BELIEVE THEYVE LET HER GO SO MANY X. ANY WONDER WHY THEY KEEP COMMITTING CRIMES. NO PUNISHMENT FOR A LOT OF THEM.

  15. Motherfuckers will do anything to pass a drug test, except quit getting high. Fucking losers everyone one of these worthless drug users need to be taken out fucks

  16. Thought they were going to show her failed escape? Like tip-toeing behind officers, blending in with custodians then climbing through the AC duct to the roof and repelling down into open arms of the police. So boring!!!!

  17. A story with absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing way to drag someone's name thru the mud . Fuck the jew cocksuckers that thought this was a good story to air

  18. Omg this was so graphic I'm so speechless about this graphic content of a woman being read her rights dam you news media I'll have nightmares for weeks

  19. It wouldn't really work for. Jail,piss test but for one for a job or anywhere like that guys can buy a wizz a ator it's a fake dick you fill a bladder with clean piss and squeeze the nut to pump the piss ahahah

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