Tag: funny

Why Diplomats Can’t be Arrested

Why Diplomats Can’t be Arrested

This video was made possible by Dashlane. Download Dashlane for free so you never lose another password at the link in the description. You’ve probably seen it in loads of movies—ambassadors above the law—but this is not just…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Gingerbread People, One Hour in Jail

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Gingerbread People, One Hour in Jail

-You guys, here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue. That monologue is comprised of jokes written by our very diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that,…

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Is Kellie Leitch being held hostage? | 22 Minutes

Is Kellie Leitch being held hostage? | 22 Minutes

Conservative leadership candidate Kellie Leitch is terrified of immigrants, and for the first time I think I know why This is not a joke She just released a video online, and I think it proves that she has…

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Nerf War: Hostage Rescue

Nerf War: Hostage Rescue

Nerf War: Hostage Rescue

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Brickleberry – Hazelhurst Prison

Brickleberry – Hazelhurst Prison

– TURN TO THE RIGHT. EYES FORWARD. – GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN. I’M WARDEN SMALLS. – [stifles laugh] – ELECTRIC CHAIR! [electricity crackles] ANYWAY, I RUN A FAIR AND HONORABLE CHRISTIAN PRISON HERE. RULE NUMBER ONE– NO SARCASM. –…

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My brother got arrested…

My brother got arrested…

Check out this view family oh, baby, baby. Good morning, Jake. Paulers is what is going on. Yes machine guns are dope whoa good morning I think I already said that I don’t know I’m just on one…

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Jane Fonda Gives Advice About Getting Arrested At Peaceful Climate Change Protests

Jane Fonda Gives Advice About Getting Arrested At Peaceful Climate Change Protests

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE…

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Jail Cellmate – SNL

Jail Cellmate – SNL
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The Prison Break Trailer – GTAV

The Prison Break Trailer  – GTAV

I’m hungry I can give you something to eat Ah You have reallly become disgusting person What did i say What are you doing We came to the bus by the way I couldn’t control the car No…

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Stephen Does The Math On Manafort’s Jail Time

Stephen Does The Math On Manafort’s Jail Time

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING– PERSONAL QUESTION. ANYONE HERE AFRAID TO FLY? YOU…

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