Tag: humor

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Gingerbread People, One Hour in Jail

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Gingerbread People, One Hour in Jail

-You guys, here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue. That monologue is comprised of jokes written by our very diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that,…

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Jane Fonda Gives Advice About Getting Arrested At Peaceful Climate Change Protests

Jane Fonda Gives Advice About Getting Arrested At Peaceful Climate Change Protests

MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DEDICATED ACTIVIST WHO FOUNDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE MOVEMENT, “FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS.” PLEASE WELCOME, JANE FONDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE…

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Stephen Does The Math On Manafort’s Jail Time

Stephen Does The Math On Manafort’s Jail Time

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING– PERSONAL QUESTION. ANYONE HERE AFRAID TO FLY? YOU…

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Jeff Garlin Spent a Night in Jail

Jeff Garlin Spent a Night in Jail
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Rudy Giuliani Associates Arrested as Support for Impeachment Rises: A Closer Look

Rudy Giuliani Associates Arrested as Support for Impeachment Rises: A Closer Look

-Two of Rudy Giuliani’s associates were arrested last night as support for impeachment rises in the polls. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Over the last few weeks,…

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The Cops Arrest Selma Bouvier | Season 31 Ep. 10 | THE SIMPSONS

The Cops Arrest Selma Bouvier | Season 31 Ep. 10 | THE SIMPSONS
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Jane Fonda, Sam Waterston Urge Celebrities To Get Arrested

Jane Fonda, Sam Waterston Urge Celebrities To Get Arrested
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INSANE Hostage Situation Prank – Ownage Pranks

INSANE Hostage Situation Prank – Ownage Pranks

I called a guy in Australia who recently had a heated altercation with an Indian cab driver. they got stuck in a traffic light and were screaming insults at each other I got a ton of background information…

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Tom Brokaw Watched As Richard Nixon’s Cronies Went To Prison

Tom Brokaw Watched As Richard Nixon’s Cronies Went To Prison

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST HAS BEEN A REPORTER FOR MORE THAN 50 YEARS, WINNING TWO PEABODY AWARDS, FOUR EMMYS, AND WRITING NINE BOOKS. HIS NEWEST IS “THE…

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus the Social Media Hostage

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus the Social Media Hostage

I got held hostage by technology and social media in the worst way imaginable Burnie: Okay So, I’m gonna be moving soon. So I had to get a storage unit. I get there, I’m signing up, I’m finally…

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