T: I got arrested that day. S: That’s awesome! You Posted That? *clap clap* Embarrassing things from your past. *clap clap* Instagram, Twitter, but not Snapchat. You Posted That? *clap clap* *cheering* S: Welcome to You Posted That?! And here’s your beautiful host from Half Life 2, Ian Hecox! I: Hello, everyone, and welcome to You Posted That?, the show where we force our guests to face their online pasts. I: Speaking of which, let’s meet our three lovely guests. I: She’s a Youtube and Instagram superstar who looks exactly the same as me in a swimsuit–Tana Mongeau! T: Yes. I am a professional at taking my clothes off on Instagram. *whoo* I: Me too. I: Next: she’s been on Youtube as long as Shane’s been alive–Lisa Schwartz! *cheering* L: Forever connected. I: How you doin? L: I’m horrified right now. I’m horrified! I: Good. L: I’m terrified… and I’m so happy to be here! I: And finally, he’s the best and worst host in the history of the Streamy Awards–Jon Cozart! *cheering* J: Thank you. I: Jon, I assume you are still continuing with the tradition of not posting anything on Youtube? J: Yeah. I-I’m promoting right now, uh, feminism. I: Oh! S: Rock on! J: So I’m here on behalf of all women. Thank you. I: At the end, the winner of the game I: Gets S: This androgynous middle school basketball participation trophy. *cheering* S: Please don’t throw it away on camera. I: Alright, let’s jump right in to round one! You Posted Thaaaaaat? *cheering* I: I’m going to present each of you with a tweet from your past that has one or more key words missing. I: If you can fill in the blank, you get five points. Are you ready? T: No! I: Too bad! I: Jon, you’re first. L: Yes! J: Yas, queen. I: Alright. On July 20, 2017, you tweeted the following: I: “I love all my haters, especially blank.” J: 2017, I should remember that. L: Your use of the 8 in “haters” was real cool, you’re so hip! J: Thank you! T: Y’know why? It’s his engagement’s so high! 3.4k favorites? *a chorus of wows and incoherent cheers* J: Whoops! Um, I remember this, so I’m just not gonna pretend like I don’t. J: It says, “my dad,” bitches. I: Is it––wait is it “my dad, bitches” or just “my dad?” J: (triggered) JUST “MY DAD”, IT’S TWO WORDS! I: Oh, okay, alright. Alright I: Is it, “my dad?” Yes it is! *cheering* I: Well done. *cheering* I: Five points for you, sir! Well done. T: Relatable. S: *hahahaha* I: Lisa L: Oh I: It’s your turn. L: Oh, I’m so scared. I: On December 14, 2017, you tweeted, “I’m uncomfortably obsessed with @blank.” It’s a–it’s a handle. L: The problem is, I drink wine and then I tweet. I: Ah. S: Smart. L: So chances of me remembering are slim to none. L: Umm, Oprah Winfrey? S: Good guess. I: Is it Oprah Winfrey? I: No! It’s Cole Sprouse. L: I should’ve known, I should’ve known. I am uncomfortably–I am so much older than him and I love him so much. I: He is a sweetie. L: He’s over eighteen, right? Someone: Yeah. Someone else: No. J: Yeah. I: He–yeah. S: I think so. J: He’s deceptively old. *laughter* L: Very attractive. S: He’s forty five! *laughter* I: Tana T: Hi. I: It’s your turn. T: Yay. I: On April 22, 2017, you tweeted, “I’m a blank, bye.” I: That’s one word. T: Oh my God, I could fill this with so many things. Like, I automatically want to go to say, “assh*le”, but I don’t think it’s “assh*le”. *laughter* T: But I am an assh*le! Um. Wow, high engagement, go us! J: Yas! T: We all got the k, we all got the k, that’s what matters. I: K’s good. J: It–It’s not “an” so it’s not “an assh*le” (I: Ooh, ooh.), so you just, yeah you know it doesn’t start with a vowel. T: Oh, wow, oh, but I don’t have good grammar. I dropped out of high school. J: Oh, sh*t. T: Umm, “rapper”? I: Alright, is it “rapper”? No, it’s “psychic”! L: Clearly (I: Hey.) she’s not. I: Yeah, if you were psychic, wouldn’t you be able to… S: Not psychic. T: I guess we disproved the psychic theory, right? I: Yeah, I think so. T: Once and for all. I: Jon, it’s back to you. On February 9, 2018, you tweeted: I: “I’m beginning to think my mom doesn’t understand what blank means or maybe I don’t understand what blank means and am horrified for no reason?” I: And it’s two words, but it’s the same two words both times. J: Uh, it’s so long! Why would they, why would they make tweets longer? This sucks. Umm… I: This was after, this was after the 140 expansion. J: Umm, I don’t know! Any ideas, ladies? T: “Cryptocurrency.” J: “Cryptocurrency!” T: “Uber drivers.” Someone: Is that one of them? J: These are great, oh my gosh! I: Do you just wanna play for him? J: Yeah! I: Since you’re a psychic, maybe you can guess… T: Exactly. I: Is it “cryptocurrency”, even though I’m pretty sure that’s one word? I: No, it’s “double fisting”! *cheering laughter* I: It’s close, it’s close. J: Aah. L: Even better. J: God bless. I: I’m sorry, you get no points for that. I: Did you talk about that with your mom? J: My mom had–yeah. I: Alright. Well, let’s move on. S: Awesome. I: Lisa? L: Yes. My mom knows what double fisting is. I: Oh, super. Well, then you’re gonna be prepared for this one. L: Okay. I: Uh, on March 3, 2017, you tweeted: I: “Blank blank. Keeping me humble since 1990.” L: I hate myself. Umm… I: Don’t look to them, they– L: Psychic! T: Exactly. L: Oh, I’m sure it’s something very clever. L: Umm, I have no idea. I: “Cryptocurrency” maybe? L: Yeah, probably. I: Would you like to guess (L: Yeah) “cryptocurrency”? L: Yeah, say that. I: Did she say, “cryptocurrency”? I: No! L: Oh, awful. (I: Lip pimples.) A lip–they happen sometimes and you just have to accept it. I: Well, I’ll give you, I’ll give you some applause for… L: It happens, I’m just being honest! L: Not my finest moment. J: How old were you in 1990? L: Are we really gonna have this conversation? I: You can’t ask a woman that! J: Alright, I’m sorry. I: Mr. “Feminism” J: Feminism! I: Alright. Tana, on to you. T: Hello. I: On October 10, 2016 T: Oh, we’re goin back. I: Oh yeah, we’re goin back T: I was like four years old then I: You tweeted, “Blank blank is all I want ever”. T: I can’t tell if it’s going to be like a person or a food item. That’s the problem.